come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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