Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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