he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Randomize
