Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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