Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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