He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Well I just put wine in my tea
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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