i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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