Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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