Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Are we in a gay sports bar?
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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