seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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