I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
