is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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