Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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