how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
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