So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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