can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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