He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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