I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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