Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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