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you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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