did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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