i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
Randomize