Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
