HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
meet me or not, i'm out of control
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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