Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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