Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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