I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
He felt like a one man threesome
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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