So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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