yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
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