Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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