I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I'm like, not good at living.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
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