You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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