Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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