would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
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