I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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