I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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