Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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