the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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