therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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