Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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