I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Randomize
