I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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