can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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