i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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