Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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