Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
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