I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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