Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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