Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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