that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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