Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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