I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I'm jealous of your bromance
This girl is more easily done than said...
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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