Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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