Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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