who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Randomize
