Dual....:-)
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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